I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
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She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
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I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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