the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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