It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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