I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
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You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
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He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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