You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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