If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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