we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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