Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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