If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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