What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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