My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
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what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
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ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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