I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
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