another moral hangover. fuck.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
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Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
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OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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