love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Randomize
