You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
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I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
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I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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