Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
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The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
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I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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