I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
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She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
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You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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