she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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