u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
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You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Alive.
So much puke
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we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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