Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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