i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
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threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
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only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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