i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
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I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
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He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
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So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
They are going to name an STD after you.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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