I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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