Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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