I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
