So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
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