So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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