Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
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at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
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I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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