all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
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being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Randomize