im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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