Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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