So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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