I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
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Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
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when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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