had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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