I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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