we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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