STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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