pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
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it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
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Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
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