Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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