Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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