8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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