I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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