Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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