Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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