I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
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i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
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Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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