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• (415): View more from California

  my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"

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  LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.

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  Two?

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  Two.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.

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• (323): View more from California

  Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.

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  These Are 21 Of The Most Delusional People Ever

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT

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