i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Who died my cat blue again?
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