no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
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