i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
we made out on top of his cat.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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