I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
i now understand why vodka
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