She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
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I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
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We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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