I seem to have left my pride at pride
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
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