Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
porn star boner night. come get it.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
