Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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