Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Randomize
