I wanna passion pit in your ass
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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